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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:42 pm

What happened to our Island? Maybe I need to invent more coconut radios to keep you girls from the Natives. Stay away from the Natives. Unless your head is too big. :lol:
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Postby colbuki » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:02 am

Ginger here... I'm still firmly planted on the island! The only thing I want to do with coconuts is to have frosty drinks from them!
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:09 am

Don't know if I can frost your drink. Maybe shaken?
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Postby colbuki » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:10 am

jeff3mcmullen wrote:Don't know if I can frost your drink. Maybe shaken?

well if shaken it must be, then shake away Professor :wink:

although I thought the professor would do ANYTHING for Ginger... even finding a way to create ice in the middle of a tropical island... :lol:
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:15 am

colbuki wrote:
jeff3mcmullen wrote:Don't know if I can frost your drink. Maybe shaken?

well if shaken it must be, then shake away Professor :wink:

although I thought the professor would do ANYTHING for Ginger... even finding a way to create ice in the middle of a tropical island... :lol:


Ahh, it's ice you want eh? Well I know for fact that the tip of the mountains around here have what you need. I'll be back in a few days. I'll need to collect enough to keep the rest from melting. Is this what your requesting my Ginger?
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Postby colbuki » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:18 am

jeff3mcmullen wrote:Ahh, it's ice you want eh? Well I know for fact that the tip of the mountains around here have what you need. I'll be back in a few days. I'll need to collect enough to keep the rest from melting. Is this what your requesting my Ginger?


well now I'm glad to see you'd go that extra mile sugar plum but hey we couldn't possibly do without you for a few days... so thanks for the offer but we'll live without, just testing to make sure you would :wink: Oh how we do so love a man who aims to please! :lol:
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:23 am

Now my aim is pointed straight at your.......................heart. I only aim to please. :oops: ................Now the Natives owe me a fovor. Maybe I can get them to bring you what you need. :lol:
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Postby colbuki » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:26 am

jeff3mcmullen wrote:Now my aim is pointed straight at your.......................heart. I only aim to please. :oops: ................Now the Natives owe me a fovor. Maybe I can get them to bring you what you need. :lol:


now you're talkin! a man who can delegate and get things done!! you are talkin my language! :lol:
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:38 am

Now back to the coconuts. I'm sure that if you girls help me with the coconuts we'll be able to come up with an idea to get us off the island. Or at least me so I can tell others.
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Postby Lisa Copland » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:08 am

I think Gilligan has absconded with all the coconuts so he can continue his drunken ways.

He's been gone a long time this time. Must be quite a coconut juice bender he's on!
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:46 am

Here's the natives making cocnut juice.

http://www.dawnwestlake.com/english/sce ... strain.jpg

I think I see Gilligan in the bushes. Be back in a while. I''l try to find him. :roll:
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Postby Lisa Copland » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:10 pm

Once again, Professor, thanks for making me LOL! At least I didn't wake anyone up this time! :lol:
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Postby JosephGibbons » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:57 pm

Here I am Professor and Maryanne. :D It's Gilligan 8) ...............................................just one of my many alters. :twisted:
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Postby colbuki » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:17 pm

JosephGibbons wrote:Here I am Professor and Maryanne. :D It's Gilligan 8) ...............................................just one of my many alters. :twisted:

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Warlock :twisted: Joe


ok Gilligan baby... gotta point out.. you missed the Ginger again... starting to take it personal darlin... :evil: it's Sugah AND Spice... Sugah AND Spice...

welcome back to the island :wink:
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Postby Lisa Copland » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:53 pm

How's the coconut juice hangover my friend - was your little bender worth it? :D
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:32 pm

Well I'm back. The natives treated me really well. After a few dozen coconuts I went looking for Joe and ran into one of their spas. The gave me a facial native style. How do I look?

http://www.deaddrunkdublin.com/images/misc/african.jpg

Great. Thanks. Going back to find Joe. Be back in a few. :wink:
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Postby Lisa Copland » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:59 am

I think the feathers are really YOU Cuz!

Good luck with the natives, bad news though, Gilligan only shows up when you're gone. Hmmmm.........
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:03 am

The wine skin is what is keeping me going. Starting to feel like a native. Not going to give up. Will find Gilligan no matter how much coconut juice I must drink. Back in the bush I go. More coconuts....................................... :?
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:11 pm

ok, I'm off the juice. Thought I could fit in but, I was lucky to find my way home. Still no Joe. I'll keep lookin' without the juice.
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Postby colbuki » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:19 pm

I think Gilligans gone for a jog around the island so I'd sit back WITH the juice and wait for him to make the turn around again... just a thought!
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:29 pm

Ok, you talked me into it. :P
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Postby colbuki » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:30 pm

Did I twist your arm... careful those rubber arms are awful hard to hold the coconuts with :wink:
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:32 pm

Unfortunatley the natives taught me how to drink without my hands.
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Postby colbuki » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 pm

jeff3mcmullen wrote: Unfortunatley the natives taught me how to drink without my hands.


hey, I learned a way to deliver a shooter that didn't need hands but don't suppose you'd be using the same way... :shock: :lol:
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Postby jeff3mcmullen » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:38 pm

colbuki wrote:
jeff3mcmullen wrote: Unfortunatley the natives taught me how to drink without my hands.


hey, I learned a way to deliver a shooter that didn't need hands but don't suppose you'd be using the same way... :shock: :lol:


Now Becki, you know I can dive right?
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