by Eric Fobert » Sat Apr 10, 2004 8:57 pm
...soooooo....here's another just for fun:<br><br>A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came a guy named Vinny DiGiusto from New York. I'm not going to hire any wise-ass New <br>Yorker, the foreman thought, so he made up a test hoping that Vinny wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into a dispute. <br><br>"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." <br><br>"Widout numbiz?" Vinny says. "Dat's easy," and he proceeds to draw 3 trees. <br><br>"What's this?" the boss asks. The New Yorker replies, "Ain't you got no brains? Tree 'n Tree 'n Tree makes nine. Faghedaboutit......" <br><br>"Fair enough," says the Boss. <br><br>"Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time use the number 99." Vinny stares into space for a minute, then picks up the picture he has drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Dare ya go, Buddy." <br><br>The Boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Vinny says "Each a da tree's is dirty now! So it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree, dat's 99". <br><br>The Boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire the New Yorker, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules but this time use 100." <br><br>Vinny stares into space again, then picks up the picture once again, makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Dare ya go, Mac, a hunnert." <br><br>The Boss looks at the picture for a moment and says, "You must be nuts if you think that represents 100!" <br><br>New York Vinny leans forward and points to the marks at the base of the trees. "A little doggie comes along and takes a crap on each a dem trees, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd which makes one hundred. ................. When do I start?" <br> <p></p><i></i>