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[Scooter1]

I thought you always carried your camera...

[Petitbois]

Sorry, not this time....
Couldn't even find my finger paints....

[Scooter1]

PB, I posted your story about yesterday without names at the FB page, it is getting a lot of response...

[Petitbois]

I saw the story there, Don (just checked).
One problem, however.
Did you happen to read the very last line of my post?

"Well-fleshed, for sure, and sporting the biggest boobs in the Glen. They were getting sunburned, but enjoying the water, seemingly oblivious to the envious stares from normal-figured women.

But, one of their wives called and they had to go home for supper."

You see, the two sitting topless in the Credit were not women, but outstanding candidates for Cosmo Kramer's Man Bra!
PB

[mjmward]

You could have started a riot

[Petitbois]

"I" could have???
I'm just an innocent bystander.

What about the two fatboys in the river?
If they had tipped out of their lawnchairs, and floated off downstream, serious damage could have occurred at several of the dams to the south.

But it would be good if they were banned from ever removing their shirts outside of their homes.

[John_Bailey]

Like you should be making fun of fat men.

[Petitbois]

Like you should be making fun of fat men.

No no no... not making fun of them, heaven forbid!
Just describing the scene with my normal impartial eye to the facts.
Though the tone of your response is certainly making fun of us who weigh much more than your wafer-thin 117 lbs** of skin and bone, of which your belt buckle makes up at least 3 lbs!
At least those of us over 100 kg don't have to stay inside on windy days for fear of involuntary visits to Caledon or Belfountain.



**I didn't factor in that toupee. It looks like a lightweight polyester blend and wouldn't add much to your GVW. But if it's windy, carry all cash as CB*** in rolled loonies or toonies. And someone might think you're happy to see them!

***CB = Coin Ballast

[John_Bailey]

Ya but I don't get wet when it rains.

[Petitbois]

Ya but I don't get wet when it rains.....

.....in the daytime.... 'cause that's when you nap.... and you're sleeping at night.....
And the old chestnut about whether you'd get wetter running or walking in a rainshower, because your horizontal velocity might take you into contact with more raindrops which you'd run into, is a moot point: no one has seen you move fast for years.**





** Oh, well, yes, there was that time when your wife asked you to build a fence or some other structure in the backyard and you leapt up off the couch and headed for the iScreamStore, claiming an emergency of dire proportions and urgency.

[Petitbois]

With many areas getting minor snowfalls, and the tv coverage of the recent larger dumps on Huntsville and Barrie, I was wondering what term MJ and JJ and OL (Old LInda) and AliOops would use to describe the winter version of 'sidewalk sweepers'.
PB

[linda paul]

HUH????????

[Petitbois]

All joking aside, though, it's pretty scary to imagine just what might be downtown "hanging out" as it were. Will they all be pert and perfect or will there be some sidewalk sweepers.

I was referring back to this post from JJ, when the Guelph populace was all a titter in the summer.

[Petitbois]

Linda, please remember to send back/post some of the hundreds of pics that Bob is taking daily of nubiles and their boobs on the beach at your resort.

[linda paul]

Boy PB, you are hard up if you want to see pics of the hundreds of senior ladies here in PCB.

The only difference is that here they are beach sweepers and not sidewalk sweepers.

Besides that it is hard to get a picture when they are all crouched over with their metal detectors.

And last but not least, you have to have money to buy a camera.

[Petitbois]

Boy PB, you are hard.............ladies here in PCB.... a picture when they are all crouched over with their metal detectors.

This sounds a bit like a setup for a spring return from PCB......when visitors who have been escaping Ontario winter return from southern climes, and then leak a cover story about finding treasure on a beach after buying a metal detector. Probably rare old gold coins, worth maybe $12 million or so.....

And probably just a coincidence.....

[linda paul]

Haven't found anything of significance yet PB.

Speaking of Boobs, poor Bob hasn't had anything of significance to look at.

At this time of year there are very few bikini's at PCB, much to his disappointment.

I feel so sorry for the young people that do come here, for their honeymoon or a week's vacation.

Just imagine being in your 20's or 30's, coming to PCB with it's cooler temps. and the only other people here are between 60 and dead.

March here though is like the difference between night and day. The young people invade,and I mean invade and the older folk run for the hills. The damage the young ones do is unbelievable and the workers in these complexs just dread it.

This year, the authorities are very worried because there is a new way the young ones are getting high and that is with a certain brand of bath salts, I think from China. They are sniffing it and getting a real buzz but apparently it causes them to get violent and distructive as well. This does not go for all bath salts so don't go running to the store. It has to have this special ingredient in it to work.

So everyone, watch if our teenagers are spending too much time in the tub.

[John_Bailey]

If you had a heart you would put on a bikini and flash Bob yours.
That would surely keep him quiet for a while.

[mjmward]

John some people that age would have a heart attack. After a while somethings just ain't the same anymore if you know what I mean. Anyway we all know first hand Linda does not have a heart.

[Petitbois]

John some people that age would have a heart attack. After a while somethings just ain't the same anymore if you know what I mean. Anyway we all know first hand Linda does not have a heart.

Just to help JB a bit:
What MJ is trying to tell you is that Linda is old, JB. (We all know young Bob married an older woman).

She's suggesting that if LP was to put down her metal detector, trudge in from the beach, struggle out of her beach hat and oversized sweatshirt and woolen cutoff capri pants and large beige panties, and into her bikini, the strain of climbing the stairs to get out to Bob on the balcony, where he's surveying the beach and pool area with his high-powered binoculars, could do her in.

She says 'somethings just ain't the same anymore, if you know what I mean'.
That's girl talk for 'the sight of those sand sweepers swinging like old wrinkled pendulums, if viewed in the upstairs hall mirror as she shuffles by, would cause cardiac arrest,
(though paradoxically she also claims LP is heartless. Perhaps she's hinting that LP's on a pacemaker or has had a transplant** of some kind, which, of course, she could afford to have done down there with all of the money she recently came into.)
Just trying to help.
PB



••(I know, I know. You're thinking that if she has all of that money, why not augment the transplant with a bit of silicon, and give herself, and Bob, the gift that keeps on giving!!)

[mjmward]

Yup that was what I was trying to say PB. Maybe we won't recognize LP when she comes back, just a thought.

[John_Bailey]

You don't need silicon for a nip and tuck.

[Petitbois]

You don't need silicon for a nip and tuck.

True, JB, but when you had your work done, they shouldn't have nipped so much!
Maybe a little silicon would have taken you up over 117 lbs!

[John_Bailey]

Your man boobs need a trim and tuck.
You might have some lipo done on your overhang while you're at it.

[mjmward]

Now that is almost fighting words..... easy boys