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[mjmward]

That can not be guaranteed any more sorry.

[Petitbois]

That can not be guaranteed any more sorry.

A sad commentary on teenage obesity?
Sounds like a lead-in to Kramer's invention of"The Bro" in the Doorman episode on Seinfeld.
Or the 'mannsiere', as Frank Costanza called it.

[Petitbois]

To supplement your instant messages.......Al.....

Perfect Boobs........ (o)(o)
Fake Boobs......... ( + )( + )
Perky Boobs........ (*)(*)
Big Nipple Boobs........ (@)(@)
A Cups.......... o o
Wonder Bra Boobs......... (oYo)
Lopsided Boobs........ (o)(O)
Grandma Boobs........ \ o /\ o /

[Petitbois]

A family is at the dinner table and the 8 year old son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, Son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions."
"Onions?" asked the son.
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

[Petitbois]

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

A: Her navel.

[Petitbois]

Due to a diminishing number of requests, the Boob Board felt it helpful to gather in one collection a list of the many, many euphemisms for breasts that are part of our lexicon. This list, though not complete, can serve as a reference resource, enabling us to widen our vocabulary, hence increasing interest and making us appear more intelligent than we really are, while avoiding the repetition of cliches that often permeate our humorous stories, or quick comments we might make while in a bar, or at the beach.

A team of Board members spent countless days, in a myriad of establishments and social situations, including some where alcohol was not served, to gather these terms through animated conversations, careful listening, raucous story telling, and hundreds of hours of recordings...... We are proud of their sacrifice.

Each of us will, of course, have our own favourites, and you may find that there are other terms that need to be added to the Boobs Directory. Please feel free to post any omissions, as we want this Directory to be an accurate, educational, and scholarly document which can be of benefit, not only to teenage boys, but to all of us in our daily lives.

What are your favourites?

Angel Cakes, Bazookas, Bazooms, Beacons, Beanbags, Bebops, Betty Boops,
Big Boppers, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Blinkers, Bombers, Bombshells,
Bon Bons, Bongos, Bonkers, Boobers, Boobies, Boobs, Boops, Bops, Bosom,
Boulders, Bouncers, Bra Buddies, Bra Stuffers, Breasts, Bronskis, Bubbas,
Bubbies, Buds, Bulbs, Bulges, Bullets, Bumpers, Bumps, Bust, Busters,
Busties, Butterballs, Buttons, Caboodles, Cams, Cannon Balls, Cantaloupes,
Carumbas, Cha-chas, Charlies, Chihuahuas, Chimichongas, Chiquitas,
Coconuts, Congas, Corkers, Cream Pies, Creamers, Cuhuangas, Cupcakes,
Curves, Dingers, Dinghies, Dingos, Dirigibles, Doorknobs, Doozers,
Doozies, Double-Whammies, Dueling Banjos, Dumplings, Dunes, Ear Muffs,
Eclairs, Eggplants, Enchiladas, Flapjacks, Flappers, Flesh Bulbs, Flesh
Mellons Floaters, Fog Lights, Fried Eggs, Fun Bags, Gagas, Garbos,
Gazingas, Gazongas, Glands, Globes, Globlets, Gob Stoppers, Gongas,
Goombas, Grapefruits, Grillwork, Guavas, Gum Drops, Hand Warmers,
Handsets, Head Lamps, Headers, Headlights, Headphones, Headsets,
Hefties, Heifers, Hemispheres, Hills, Hindenburgs, Honeydews, Honkers,
Hood-Ornaments, Hoohas, Hooters, Hot Cakes, Hottentots, Howitzers,
Hubcaps, Huffies, Humdingers, Hush Puppies, ICBMS, Jawbreakers,
Jemimas, Jibs, Jobbers, Jugs, Jukes, Jumbos, Kabukis, Kalamazoos,
Kazongas, Kazoos, Knobbers, Knockers, Kongas, Kumquats, Lactoids, Lip
Fodder, LLamas, Loaves, LobLollies, Love Mellons, Love Muffins, LuLus,
Macaroons, Mammaries, Mammies, Mams, Mangos, Marangos, Maraschinos,
Marimbas, Marshmallows, Mau Maus, Mausers, Meat Loaves, Meatballs,
Melons, Milk Cans, Milk Fountains, Milk Shakes, Mmbos, Molehills,
Mommas, Mondos, Montain Peaks, Montezumas, Moo Moos, Mother Lodes,
Mounds, Muchachas, Muffins, Mulligans, Mushmellons, Nancies, Nectarines,
Niblets, Nibs, Nippers, Nippies, Nippleoons, Nippleos, Nips, Nodes,
Nodules, Noogies, Nose Cones, Oboes, Oompas, Orbs Apples, Ottomans
Balboas, Padding Balloons, Pagodas Bangers, Pair Bangles, Palookas
Bassoons, Papayas Baubles, Parabolas Bazongas, Paw Patties, Peaches,
Peakers, Peaks, Pears, Pects, Peepers, Pillows, Pips, Plums,
Pointer-Sisters, Points, Pokers, Polygons, Pompoms, Pontoons, Potatoes,
PT Boats, Pumpkins, Rangoons, Rib Cushions, Rib Balloons, Rivets,
Roundies, Sandbags, Satellites, Scones, Scoops, Set, Shakers, Shebas,
Shermans, Shimmies, Silos, Skin Sacks, Skooners, Smoothies, Snuggle
Pups, Spark Plugs, Specials, Spheres, Spongecakes, Spuds, Stacks,
Stuffing Casabas, Sugar Plums, Sweater Meat, Sweater Puffs, Sweet Rolls,
Tahitis, Tamales, Tartugas, Tatas, Tattlers, Teats, Tetons, Thangs,
Thingumajigs, Tidbits, Titbits, Tits, Titskis, Titters Domes, Titties
Doodads, Tom-Toms, Tomatoes, Tooters, Torpedoes, Tortillas, Totos Dugs,
Twangers, Tweakers, Tweeters, Twin Peaks, Twofers, Tympanies, U-Boats,
Umlauts, Wahwahs, Waldos, Warheads, Watermelons, Floats, Whoppers,
Windjammers, Wobblers, Wongas, Woofers, Yabbos, Yams, Yayas, Zeppelins,
Zingers

Please note: Remembering MJ's contribution, we add "Sidewalk Sweepers" to the directory.

[Al Darby]

Two (a significant number) notable omissions: The Girls and Bulgarian Airbags

I should further point out (pun intended), that here in OZ, "Garbos" is the nickname for "Garbage Men"

[Petitbois]

I should further point out (pun intended), that here in OZ, "Garbos" is the nickname for "Garbage Men"

Ie:"Garbos" = "Trash Cans" ????
That's a bit harsh....

[Petitbois]

As noted, there have been no new postings here in almost 9 months!
What a terrible waste!
So to kick things off, how about a followup to The Girls and Bulgarian Airbags**?

Please, if there have been any new developments or technological breakthroughs in Boobs during our absence, update us as soon as you can.
This is an important topic in the daily life of our town. We will try to stay abreast of things.

PB
**themanwithtoomanyLL's has requested that you PM him directly with any pictures you may have.....he stresses that he is NOT trying to circumvent the Boob Board's stringent investigatory methods, nor challenge or interfere with their hands-on approach.

[Al Darby]

Now here's a sad tale:

A WOMAN has successfully sued a chiropractor for dislodging her breast implant, which she said led to her marriage ending.

O-U-C-H !!
Rumour is, her shoulder is now 34C.

[Petitbois]

Al. that reminds me of a sad tale from Las Vegas.
A dancer there with silicone implants slept too close to the radiator one night, and they melted!
One is now an ashtray, and the other a replica of Mount Rushmore.

[John_Bailey]

[linda paul]

Boobs are living proof that men can concentrate on two things at a time.

[John_Bailey]

Look me in the eyes, ya right.

[Petitbois]

Look me in the eyes, ya right.

That's why he always wears shades......

[mjmward]

It is nice to see someone woke you two up again.

[Phantom Gtowner]

Two male mice are standing around admiring the females. "That one over there has great legs, doesn't she?"
The other replies, "Oh, I don't know really, I'm a titmouse myself!".

[mjmward]

Laughing to much to comment.

[John_Bailey]

My message for today is "Be Positive". Below is a quick story about a positive attitude. I hope this helps you get through the day ......

Late in the night he regained consciousness.

He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.

She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?"

THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

[Al Darby]

JB, Nothing more can be said ... Thank You!

[jester1-2]

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

A company spokesperson declares this a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without listening to them.

[John_Bailey]

I was just looking in the mirror and thinking; what if the only BOOBS were man boobs.

[Mark Llew]

I was just looking in the mirror and thinking; what if the only BOOBS were man boobs.

Stop it !

AArrrrgggghh! It's been a mind worm all day.

That's the way it would be in Hell.