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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Petitbois » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:22 pm

mjmward wrote:Now that is almost fighting words..... easy boys

No, no, MJ..... it's just tit for tat!
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby mjmward » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:25 pm

Oh gee I should have known that .........duh
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby John_Bailey » Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:13 pm

Upon viewing PB I think it's time to start a fund to remove his man boobs.
I've only seen them through his shirt, he never removes it unlike his pants.
Still, I think any women would be proud to own them.
In that vein, I figured the women who donates the most could have them for her very own.
It doesn't matter if you're over or under endowed PB assures me they are a universal fit.
He also assures me they are real. Acquired from hunching too long over the dinner table.
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby linda paul » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:35 pm

I told you MJ is picking on me. :noooo:

I have been thinking lately how life really isn't fair.

When I was 13-14 and still boobless, life wasn't fair. Especially when my girlfriends all had em.

Now I am (never mind how old), I can't tell where my boobs stop and my midriff begins.

I have to wear a bib when I eat now cause the food always lands on my chest.

When I put a bra on, I can rest my neck on my boobs. That is kinda nice.
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Petitbois » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:35 pm

John_Bailey wrote:Upon viewing PB I think it's time to start a fund to remove his man boobs.
I've only seen them through his shirt, they make me pant. Still, I think any women would be proud to own one.
In that vein, I figured.................. dinner table.


JB, JB,......where do I start?

This obsession of yours for my sculpted chest has got to stop. You say 'Upon viewing PB' and 'you've 'seen them through (my) shirt' :
Why the heck do you keep looking? That isn't healthy, you know.
Unless your bony rib cage makes you feel somehow...er...inadequate.... Wearing an extra small tshirt must be difficult for you, especially when having to shop in the 'tweens' department for xxsmall at Walmart for shirts and tops.
Maybe it's YOU who would be proud to own them.
All I know is that when I've dropped in for a P&C at the iScreamStore and you're 'working', as you call it, I find it very disconcerting to feel you undressing me with your eyes.
I feel objectified. Visually used.
Like a piece of meat.
Why don't you ever make eye contact? Your ever-present sunglasses don't hide your probing eyes.

I remember a better time, when you used to look at women's boobs.... sly appreciative glances, and some bold lustful stares. And have a couple of calendars and posters up in your garage.

Any advice for JB, Ladies?
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Petitbois » Fri May 06, 2011 11:13 am

After a long winter of turtle necks and bulky sweaters and multi-layers of winter jackets and fleece liners and downfilled vests and earmuffs and thermal longjohns and scarves, it's a pleasant reverie to dream of summer..... and shorts and tank tops and bikinis and halter tops and sandals....

So why has this thread/topic ....er.......sagged .....so much? No posts since Jan.30???
Have the men of HH given up on the prospect of June busting out all over?

Come on fellows: (Ladies too)
Give B(•)(•)Bs the support it* deserves!


*(they?)
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby JulieJane » Fri May 06, 2011 8:47 pm

Petitbois wrote:After a long winter of turtle necks and bulky sweaters and multi-layers of winter jackets and fleece liners and downfilled vests and earmuffs and thermal longjohns and scarves, it's a pleasant reverie to dream of summer..... and shorts and tank tops and bikinis and halter tops and sandals....

So why has this thread/topic ....er.......sagged .....so much? No posts since Jan.30???
Have the men of HH given up on the prospect of June busting out all over?

Come on fellows: (Ladies too)
Give B(•)(•)Bs the support it* deserves!


*(they?)



Oh, it's been a brutally long winter, and we all appreciate your effors to titillate us with thoughts of summer. Such uplifting thoughts too. We shall be pleased to give you our full support. We appreciate your pointed reveries and can assure you that June will delightedly bust out all over as soon as the sun comes out and the temps warm up. We wait with baited breasts........er breaths.
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby mjmward » Fri May 06, 2011 9:05 pm

Can someone tell me WHAT is in this for me? (Please be nice)
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Petitbois » Fri May 06, 2011 11:53 pm

Remember Rowdy Yates?
Or Gil Favor?
They were drovers. Cattle drovers.
In 1959, through until 1966.
What do they have to do with this thread?
Rowdy was played by Clint Eastwood, and the series was the American western, Rawhide.

Apart from his tv and movie credits, Clint is also famous for designing the "Rawhide Bra"
True to its roots, it promised to 'Round 'em up and head 'em out.'

(cue rimshot here!)
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For Fans of the Maples Leave

Postby Petitbois » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:57 am

With Valentine's Day just around the corner, here's something you fellas might consider, if your lady shares your passion for the Buds.

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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Petitbois » Fri May 04, 2012 5:55 pm

It is sad to note that though this thread has had 109 replies, and nearly 4000 views since it was so creatively instigated by JB on May 25, 2010, when he posted a pic of his new invention, there has been no action here since early this January.
This response leaves me flat.

Where is the support this topic deserves?
Has interest in BOOBS sagged that much?
Are we so inundated by images of plastic replica/implanted celebrities that a full sweater holds no interest or promise?
Do our female GTOLers*** have a newly-acquired aversion to talking about those two glorious features that they now tuck into their armpits when they lie in bed?
Are all of the men here so old they don't remember the main focus of their lives since they were 12?

This is a sad state.
So sad.
Help me understand........

PB

*** (A bitter irony, after all of the kleenex they so artfully employed back in high school to create a buxom image, not to mention the thousands of augmentation operations performed in Canada every year, not a cheap exercise:
"According to the Cost of Breast Augmentation Plastic Surgery website, the average cost of breast implants in Canada is $5,000 to $7,000 for saline and $7,000 to $9,000 for cohesive gel, about the same as in the U.S.")
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Al Darby » Sat May 05, 2012 9:34 pm

I for one find this thread to be uplifting, in that lifts ones spirits and separates you from the twins of life (happiness and sadness).

There, is that enough innuendo???
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Petitbois » Sat May 05, 2012 10:28 pm

Al Darby wrote:I for one find this thread to be uplifting, in that lifts ones spirits and separates you from the twins of life (happiness and sadness).
There, is that enough innuendo???

Perfect, Al.
And thanks for not mentioning that sometimes, as we age, our spirits sag...... due to the gravity of the situation....

Or as MJ (I think) once quipped.....sidewalk sweepers.....
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby mjmward » Sun May 06, 2012 11:00 am

Starting to reach that stage are ya!
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby linda paul » Fri May 18, 2012 1:06 pm

Boobs are living proof that men can actually concentrate on more then one thing at a time. :lol:
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B (•) (•) B s and Chicks

Postby Petitbois » Fri May 18, 2012 1:43 pm

May have shared this before.... but it's nearly beach time....

A young Welshit guy and his friends went to Sauble one sunny '24 Weekend', hoping they might meet some girls. However, that honour seemed to already be taken.

A big dumb muscled six foot four guy in a speedo was showing off his tanned massive physique and strength by inviting several bikini-clad girls to climb up on him. He had one balanced on each shoulder, while two others hung from his chiseled biceps, and a fifth young lady scrambled up to tower over everyone on his shoulders between the two seated there.

A large crowd had gathered and as the young fellows sauntered enviously by, one remarked, "Edrychwch ar y cywion ar y Boob!"***

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***Or, as we say in the Glen:
"Look at the chicks on THAT boob!"
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby linda paul » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:18 pm

Well I drove through Erin today and saw the iscream store for the first time. I was going to pop in but there had to have been 30 teenagers, all with ice cream in hand, standing outside the store.

JB was raking in the moolah today.

JB, where are you, come and say Hi.
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Petitbois » Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:49 pm

linda paul wrote:Well I drove through Erin today and saw the iscream store for the first time. I was going to pop in but there had to have been 30 teenagers, all with ice cream in hand, standing outside the store. JB was raking in the moolah today.
JB, where are you, come and say Hi.

Yeah, yeah, LP.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Please try to stay on topic! This is a BOOBS thread, so work that theme into your post, somehow.
For example, did any of the 30 teenagers have boobs? Small, medium or large? Like their cones?
You have to give us something, LP, to brighten up our dismal days!
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Al Darby » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:41 pm

Maybe, this'll brighten your day ...

Here in OZ, they love to give people, places and things, nicknames, e.g. the Harbour Bridge is called "The Coathanger", because it resembles one.

A new(ish) addition to our bridges, is the Anzac Bridge:
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It's called "Madonna's Bra", for obvious reasons.

You can just see The Coathanger, to the right of the base, of the left hand pylon.


p.s. my nickname is "Fat Old Bastard"
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Petitbois » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:49 pm

Now that's what I mean by being 'uplifting' and on topic! Good one, Al!

But 'Anzac' sounds like some kind of medication for calming a roiling stomach, or maybe a sedative.
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Al Darby » Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:01 pm

Petitbois wrote:Now that's what I mean by being 'uplifting' and on topic! Good one, Al!

But 'Anzac' sounds like some kind of medication for calming a roiling stomach, or maybe a sedative.
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Just for you Peeb ...

"Anzac is the acronym for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps. It was a WWI army corps of the Mediterranean Expeditionary Force that was formed in Egypt in 1915."
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Petitbois » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:34 pm

Al Darby wrote:Maybe, this'll brighten your day ... ....
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It's called "Madonna's Bra", for obvious reasons.......


Are the two flags atop the towers representative of the tassels on Madonna's peaks? ...he asked innocently.....

PB
p.s. my nickname is "Fat Old Bastard"

(if the shoe fits, wear it!)
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Al Darby » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:47 am

Petitbois wrote:
Al Darby wrote:Maybe, this'll brighten your day ... ....
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It's called "Madonna's Bra", for obvious reasons.......


Are the two flags atop the towers representative of the tassels on Madonna's peaks? ...he asked innocently.....
[...]

Based on a recent display, they're less likely to be "Peak Adornments" than support tethers. Gravity 1, Madonna 0
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby linda paul » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:19 am

Okay PB, yes some of the teenagers had boobs. :neena:
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Re: B (•) (•) B s

Postby Petitbois » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:23 am

linda paul wrote:Okay PB, yes some of the teenagers had boobs. :neena:


Please tell me it was the girls....
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