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Postby John_Bailey » Tue May 25, 2010 9:15 am

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Re: Boobs

Postby Scooter1 » Tue May 25, 2010 10:44 am

JB, is this your latest promotion at the I SREAM STORE, will PB be helping? :teehee:
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Re: Boobs

Postby John_Bailey » Tue May 25, 2010 12:37 pm

That is PB, he's a little hard to recognise with a box on his head.
He said Jump for Joy liked it so much he thought he would take it public.
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Re: Boobs

Postby Mark Llew » Tue May 25, 2010 2:12 pm

John_Bailey wrote:That is PB, he's a little hard to recognise with a box on his head.
He said Jump for Joy liked it so much he thought he would take it public.

A 'box' on his head ? ? I say, really ! ! Is that some kind of Glen Williams publicity stunt, like flag-pole sitting?


It reminds me of the old saying: "I lost my virginity. But I still have the box it came in."


Tsk tsk ! With the good Doctor gone AWOL, and the Don patrol too, who's looking after our morals ? We're going to Heck in a handbasket, that's for sure !
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Re: Boobs

Postby Al Darby » Tue May 25, 2010 7:47 pm

Mark Llew wrote:
John_Bailey wrote:That is PB, he's a little hard to recognise with a box on his head.
He said Jump for Joy liked it so much he thought he would take it public.

A 'box' on his head ? ? I say, really ! ! Is that some kind of Glen Williams publicity stunt, like flag-pole sitting?


It reminds me of the old saying: "I lost my virginity. But I still have the box it came in."


Tsk tsk ! With the good Doctor gone AWOL, and the Don patrol too, who's looking after our morals ? We're going to Heck in a handbasket, that's for sure !

I too wondered at the Don Patrol being MIA, but even more troubling is the obviously rudimentary (read "Cheap") construction of the unit and the absence of hi-tech componentry.

The other point worth noting is that we don't know if the "Tester" is very short in stature, or the "Testees" (is that the correct word??) will be exceedingly tall. Whatever, there's a distinct lack of ergonomics incorporated in the unit. One can only assume it's a "Test Model" and not the finished product.
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Re: Boobs

Postby John_Bailey » Tue May 25, 2010 7:51 pm

Read Cheap, yup that's our PB.
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Re: Boobs

Postby Scooter1 » Wed May 26, 2010 1:20 am

Don Patrol here, did not get involved, was not sure if there was other equipment involved that we could not see and it could actually be a cost cutting move by the government. I'll keep an eye on it Al.
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Re: bOObs

Postby Petitbois » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:00 pm

John_Bailey wrote:Read Cheap, yup that's our PB.

I've been patiently waiting for your retraction, JB.... before my lawyer gets involved..... she won't like that!
But being a retiree means that 'frugality' is a virtue these days.
In moderation, of course.
Think back to my numerous visits to the iScream Store:
I always leave a 'tip', (no pun intended, at this time.)
I pay the posted price: I've never tried to nipple and dime you.

I know, I know: you'll say it's just tit for tat!
Wrong.
I'm just trying to keep you abreast of the situation.
To be uplifting.
(not that you're my bosom buddy or anything....)
Don't let your interest sag, just because June is busting out all over.
June and July should be your twin economic peaks!!

(BTW: the new tv's/Boobtoobs you asked about are in 3D. They do not come in 40DD)
(BTW2: That 'box' on my head was actually a Welsh motorcycle helmet loaned to me by youknowwho.)
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Re: Oil Spill

Postby Aligreen » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:34 pm

WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This shot shows the serious damage caused to the wildlife by the recent BP blowout ...

I heard PB's volunteering right now to go down to the coast and help clean the wildlife with his own two hands.

PB with a Sham-Wow reporting for duty…...
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Re: Boobs

Postby John_Bailey » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:43 pm

Can I come PB?
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Re: Boobs

Postby Petitbois » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:41 pm

John_Bailey wrote:Can I come PB?

Oh, you will, JB.
I'm sure you will!
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Re: Boobs

Postby John_Bailey » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:45 pm

I don't know if I can get going or not, might need a hand.
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Re: Boobs

Postby Petitbois » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:57 pm

JB wrote:
"I don't know if I can get it going or not, might need a hand."

Keep looking at the picture.
Your hand won't let you down.
And as the guy in the ShamWow commercial says: 'You know we can't do this all day!'
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Re: Oil Spill

Postby Petitbois » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:16 am

Aligreen wrote:WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This shot shows the serious damage caused to the wildlife by the recent BP blowout ...
I heard PB's volunteering right now to go down to the coast and help clean the wildlife with his own two hands.
PB with a Sham-Wow reporting for duty…...


First, I just wanted to draw attention to the fact that Ali spoke of the 'BP Blowout', not the PB blowout.

Second: Look at that poor girl. Doesn't your heart just go out to her?
She looks like she is covered in tar.
I remember as a kid in Toronto, running barefoot down the hot asphalt in mid summer, and coming home with a layer of tar on the soles of my feet.
It was so hard to get off, compounded by my feet being ticklish under the hard scrub brush.

I'll remember that experience, and if i get to help this girl remove her oil coating, I promise to be gentle with her.
Every nook and cranny will receive tender attention, and I know I speak for every retired guy here on GTOL when I say it's the least we can do.
But we will get it off!

And the oil too!
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Re: Boobs

Postby John_Bailey » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:20 am

Well I don't know if she's ticklish, but I'll bet she will be laughing at you.
What do you think MJ?
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Re: Boobs

Postby Petitbois » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:22 am

JB has a theory that, if you were to rub soft ice cream all over her body, the lower temperature of the ice cream would lower the viscosity of the oil, making it easier to peel off of her tender soft skin. and he says he wants to go south with me to help.

I don't believe his theory for a minute!
He just wants the publicity for the iScream Store!
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Re: Boobs

Postby Petitbois » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:25 am

What a crock!!

Turns out that it's not oil...

It's tattoos!!
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Re: Boobs

Postby John_Bailey » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:26 am

No, I just want to play rub the girl.
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Re: Boobs

Postby Al Darby » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:45 am

Lift your game boyz :rules:
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Re: Boobs

Postby John_Bailey » Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:56 am

Na, don't think so. Tis me and PB.
Can't speak for PB, but I'm to old to change my game.
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Re: Boobs

Postby mjmward » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:43 am

This is a good topic for me to stay away from.
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Re: Boobs

Postby John_Bailey » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:05 pm

Well I thought you would want to at least play with one of us.
I could understand you wanting to stay away from PB, but I'm disappointed.
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Re: Boobs

Postby linda paul » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:03 pm

Who are you two old boys trying to kid?

If you two got close to that oil covered babe you wouldn't even remember what you are supposed to do with her! :scratch:

You'd be running for cover. :bolt:

All talk, no action!

First of all, I can just visualize the two of you down South, staring at this poor girl with glazed eyes, drool running down your chin in a catatonic state.

Secondly, spending all that money to get there and then forgetting why you went.

And another thing, I take exception to the orginal picture of the "Boob" machine. As I am booked for my mammogram in the next month I don't find it too hilarious. I would like just one man to undergo such a test. The whining wouldn't stop for weeks.

The worse you men have to do is cough!!!!! LOL :neena:
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Re: Boobs

Postby Mark Llew » Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:57 pm

linda paul wrote:The worse you men have to do is cough!!!!! LOL :neena:


Well, there IS the [cough] annual DRE. First word 'digital', last word 'examination', middle word rhymes with 'bum'. :disbelief:
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Re: Boobs

Postby John_Bailey » Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:04 pm

I just wrote a reply and it went to outer space.
Anyway I referenced an exam, but it was frontal not backatal.
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