Been around before, but still brings a chuckle!

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Been around before, but still brings a chuckle!

Postby Guest » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:56 pm


The other day I went into town to shop at Woolworth's. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a ****head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 5 minutes. The more I abused him, the more he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

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