Poor Aunt Mildred

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Poor Aunt Mildred

Postby turninggrey » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:51 pm

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.






Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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Postby Guest » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:10 pm

Well he said it was right under her left breast! Hope she is still HANGING IN THERE!
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Aunt Mildred

Postby turninggrey » Thu May 01, 2008 5:52 pm

Hey Don - I know you are talking about me! I didn't have much to begin with :cry: but maybe I could have cracked a rib!
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Postby turninggrey » Thu May 01, 2008 7:11 pm

never been a good shot . . . but I can do some zingers sometimes :o
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